A Hotwife Debut: Ultimate Hotwife Vacation

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Somehow he convinced me to go 5 days. And that was a S-T-R-E-T-C-H for me. I remember trying to convince him that his mom wouldn’t want to watch our kids for more than a week. That worked for a good hot second until she text him and said we should take an extended 2 week vacation. WHAT???

Are you sure Mark’s wife doesn’t already know about your relationship? I have a hunch that she might be aware of what the two of you have been doing. Asking Mark whether she knows should be your first step. If she does, great! You can all be direct and forthright straight out of the gate.Does she give classes on how to make grandparents volunteer to watch kids while their deserving parents take vacations??? The thing is, we were booked on the Nude side of the resort, where you have to go naked, as opposed to the Prude side, which is clothing optional. Hedo is known for its swingers' parties, so we basically thought it would be one big orgy (which frankly kind of frightened me). John traced the outline of my lips with a piece of the fruit, heightening the sensation and getting me extremely turned on. He leaned down and, with his mouth full of rum, dripped the liquid into my mouth from his like a mama bird feeding her baby. My new boyfriend—let's call him John—and I were walking hand-in-hand from our hotel room at Hedonism II, the infamous clothing-optional, adults-only resort in Negril, Jamaica, to our first Tantric sex class. I whispered to him, "So, listen. It's gonna be like a yoga class, but with no yoga and we might be doing sex sh*t in front of others. Cool?"

It was a brave move to bring my boyfriend of just three and a half months on a trip to Hedo, as those in the know call it.The guests at the beach, pool, and bar areas represented every shape, size, and age. People with completely normal bodies seemed to feel more comfortable in their skin than I did, which made me loosen up a bit and not worry about that little scar on my left hip that I obsess over.

We stood up to take it to the bedroom and my partner and I kissed, confirming we were all comfortable to take it to the next level. My bull and I finished undressing each other as my partner was listening on eagerly from the other room. How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous! First came the feather, which John traced slowly and gently alongside my half-naked body. It felt good, but it was nothing new. But then he slowly dripped juice from a piece of cantaloupe on to the middle part of my lips. The cold, gentle drops made not just my lips, but my whole body tingle. I couldn't imagine that there was a part of my body I didn't know could bring me pleasure, but here I was feeling a physical awakening from a few drops of cold liquid on my lips. yeah I don't think that's the case. I posted a FML and had some rude, odd, or cruel people YDI me, but not in the ratio that many people on here get. Keep in mind, there are a lot of ******* on this planet. And OP, yeah your wife is one of them. Hope she's the ex now or in the process of becoming the ex. When my husband originally approached me about going on an “adult only” trip… I didn’t respond how you might think.The main takeaway from our first Tantric couples' workshop was that some sex moves can help me experience a better orgasm—and help my partner last longer—without changing positions or involving fancy toys. This we learned from Kim and Brad Walker of Houston-based Tantric Hearts, who have been teaching at Hedonism II for 17 years. I was hesitant and iffy. I told him that I didn’t think we could leave the kids for more than an extended weekend. In fact, I think I said 3 days tops. Oh my awesomeness. Those pictures are amazing!!! It is our 10 yr anniversary next year so we plan on going somewhere -child free- and do nothing but sit on a beach…no ones food to cut up, no diapers, no sippy cups! (sweet freedom! but first time away from them so I am sure to cry for weeks leading up to it!) Like any good student, I was prepared for class with a towel and an intimate cleansing cloth. Little did we know that we'd need one more Snake Charming accoutrement: a rubber glove that left us mystified until we realized it was for a prostate massage where you insert a finger or two into your partner's anus and gently circle it around to massage his prostate from the inside. The dread on John's face spoke volumes, and we skipped that part of the instruction. I’m pretty sure no guys were asking me to go topless and take a pic. I feel less cool than him. Either that or less hot.

This sounds miserable. I’m not sure why you’re still dating this man. I’m in awe of your ability to tolerate male sexual entitlement, but my mind is boggled as to why you’re still doing so.

And this guy’s wife was obsessed with Jeff. She came up and asked if he could take off his shirt and get a picture with her and her friend. ikr! or instead of putting them online, you could just bust her. BAHAHA rent a billboard and put one of the pictures on it.